-- "Oh, I'm not taking a lunch, AND I'm staying two hours late? But you will enjoy your lunch AND leave one minute early? Sure thing, sucker. I'm gonna be on the beach in 25 days and you'll still be here being a little *******."
-- "Hmmmmm.....do I really need a bathing suit for everyday we are there???? Should I really be spending money on new underwear that nobody is gonna see? Am I becoming addicted online shopping because of this trip? What if none of these clothes fit and then I end up having to wear my old boring clothes and everyone looks cuter than me?"
-- "I hate the wind. When is it gonna stop already? Jamaica will be my zero wind paradise and I will sit on the beach, just as I sit in this cubicle."
-- "How many pounds can I lose in 9 weeks? 7 weeks? 6 weeks? 3.5 weeks? Will I make my goal? Am I being realistic? Am I going to gain it all back after one meal in Jamaica and after countless weeks of dieting?"
-- "What if I could take my dogs to Jamaica? Would they ever want to come back home?"
-- "Should I get a spray tan before I go? Just so I don't blind everyone with my whiteness?"
-- My mantra while Dave's family is in town: "This will fly by, everything will be fine, and even if it's not....I'M GOING TO JAMAICA AFTERWARDS."
Anyways, when I envision this dream vacation, this is what I see:
Now all I need is some nice cheap sunglasses :)
oh my gawd. i am so happy for you. that's how i felt about hawaii. and it was everything i ever imagined.
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you won't gain weight with all the walking you will be doing along the beach. and all the hiking and exploring. but even if you do, who cares. you are in jamaica and you need to try ALL the local food.
YOU BETTER POST ALL THE PHOTOS.
i am furious just thinking about who it is that is taking a lunch break AND leaving early. ugh.